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[baremyfangs]

You know that little part of you that says "don't do that, it's crazy!"? Yeah, I wish I listened to it more often.

(In an attempt to corner a flying Pokémon, Fang may or may not have fallen off a roof. Oops?)

If anyone has the guts to make fun of me, remember: I heal fast and I don't mind travelin' to you.

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[ratherbelocky]

Having been there once or twice myself, I gotta say, some of the best fun I've ever had came out of not listening to that voice.

That said, you need any assistance?

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[baremyfangs]

You and me both! I've never been real careful with myself or anyone else for that matter. I usually assume I'm stronger than I am.

(This is how she became a partially transformed Ragnarok.)

Sure! One of those drinks with a bendy straw would be great.

(She's kidding.)

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[ratherbelocky]

Yeah? I prefer the little paper umbrella kind, personally. Unless you mean one of those loopy curlicue straws, those just remind me of a buddy of mine.

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[exeggutorhead]

well to make fun of you we'd have to know what happened

I'm assuming you're not dying alone in a ditch, if you're making jokes to the network?

[Just checking.]

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[baremyfangs]

The details will make me sound like a klutz.

Yeah, I made it home. Attracted a few stares on the way, though.

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[exeggutorhead]

I can promise that whatever I can imagine would make you look way more like one

especially if you're looking beat up enough to get stares

[yanginthere]

this sounds like exactly the kind of thing i would post
which means ive GOT to ask what the rest of the story is

[baremyfangs]

Now I'm feelin' bad for you!

It involves two roofs, a Pokémon hovering in between them and a closed garbage bin underneath.

[yanginthere]

hah are you kidding?
i wouldnt have me any other way tbh

though I gotta say
that sounds pretty painful
im sorry for your poor experience with gravity

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[heartdive]

I don't know... What did you try to do?

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[baremyfangs]

I tried to jump from one roof to the another. I failed.

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[heartdive]

Oh. Honestly that sounds like something I'd try so I'm not going to laugh.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Need help?

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[baremyfangs]

What about some alcohol?

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[ladywithnovoice]

Will you get into more trouble if you have alcohol?

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[foolishwren]

So are you gonna leave us in suspense or what?

What'd you do?

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[baremyfangs]

Maybe; maybe not. Are you askin' nicely?

I took a leap and didn't make it.

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[foolishwren]

99% nicely, 1% needing a laugh today

... okay maybe the ratio's more like 75% / 25%


But hey if it makes you feel any better, I bet I have stories even more embarrassing than whatever happened