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I've got some questions and they might seem a little strange...

If you were forced to be a Pokémon, which one would best fit you? Is it the Pokémon you arrived with?

And... Do all Pokémon come in eggs? I can't see a cat laying an egg.

(She nearly leaves everyone hanging with that last image until...)

I'm itchin' to fight, but I guess I'm fresh meat when it comes to training.

Anyone up for sparring without our Pokémon?

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...I think I'll stop tryin' to figure it out. I'm mad enough as it is.

You could pick several if that makes it easier. Houndoom and...?

That's the spirit. Keeps you in one relatively not confused piece a little longer.

A Metagross would work, if it wasn't for its Psychic-type. Or maybe a Pidgeot. Some sort of strange Houndoom/Pidgeot crossbreed, and now I'm thinking about eggs again when I shouldn't. Great.

I don't mind bein' crazy, but bein' confused is a nuisance.

(Fang logic.)

A...Houndapid? Or a Moomot. I'd like to see the poor beast.

That's what I'm here for!

One that's sadly too common around here, too. Even the locals aren't immune, when it starts raining cats or there's a slime dragon invasion.

[Gen 6 was not kind to this world, truly.]

The important question is, would it have Pidgeot's luxurious crest, Houndoom's intimadating horns, or both at once? Which tail, too, that's an important detail.

No one likes change. (Especially when it makes no sense.) I think you've gotta have a few screws loose to survive.

Both definitely. The tail would be a mixture. Houndoom's to begin with, but it ends in feathers. Oh and he'd have Metagross's eyes.

A willingness to work with unexpected partners also helps. And what is more unexpected than a fire-breathing dog?

Might as well make the horns metallic blue, too. Front legs from Houndoom, hind legs from Metagross?