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[baremyfangs]

I've got some questions and they might seem a little strange...

If you were forced to be a Pokémon, which one would best fit you? Is it the Pokémon you arrived with?

And... Do all Pokémon come in eggs? I can't see a cat laying an egg.

(She nearly leaves everyone hanging with that last image until...)

I'm itchin' to fight, but I guess I'm fresh meat when it comes to training.

Anyone up for sparring without our Pokémon?

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[fatalissimo]

Trust me, the egg-laying thing gets a lot less weird somewhere around Kitten #5.

Thankfully we don't have to see them do it. I've only come across them after leaving mine alone for too long.

[...Thanks, Nonon.]

[solas_ion]

Probably is, yeah. Think a Houndoom fits me pretty well. As for the eggs...yeah. Everything does it and I've never been able to figure out why.

Sparring sounds like a hell of a good time, but knowing my luck we ain't anywhere near each other.

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[captainash]

The cats come from eggs. The psychic robots come from eggs. The ghostly clay statues come from eggs. Accept it, take a deep breath, and never think about the details again, because down that path lies madness.

...Houndoom would be indirectly fitting, I guess. But I can't think of a specific species that would be perfect for me.

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[embezzling]

thats sure what it sounds like

my cats supposed to lay eggs and make money

not sure how it all works and its apparently my job here

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[baremyfangs]

I guess. Still seems a painful process for those that aren't birds.

Really? Do they all hide it?

[baremyfangs]

So you're a hound, hm? Lemme guess, you like hunting too? And sparring?

(She snickers at the last part.)

I knew I was right! I dunno. Are you anywhere near Pallet Town or Cerulean?

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[baremyfangs]

...I think I'll stop tryin' to figure it out. I'm mad enough as it is.

You could pick several if that makes it easier. Houndoom and...?

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[baremyfangs]

Do I need to have the talk with you?

[solas_ion]

I've been called that a lot in my time. Hound through and through, if that's how you define it.

Afraid not--least I'm on the same side of the world, that's a start.

[baremyfangs]

Nothin' wrong with that if you embrace it!

That's a plus? Wish I had somethin' that flew.

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[captainash]

That's the spirit. Keeps you in one relatively not confused piece a little longer.

A Metagross would work, if it wasn't for its Psychic-type. Or maybe a Pidgeot. Some sort of strange Houndoom/Pidgeot crossbreed, and now I'm thinking about eggs again when I shouldn't. Great.

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[baremyfangs]

I don't mind bein' crazy, but bein' confused is a nuisance.

(Fang logic.)

A...Houndapid? Or a Moomot. I'd like to see the poor beast.

That's what I'm here for!

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Today on terrible texting behaviors:]

tht's a weIRD QUESTion, do u thnk abut being a pkyman alott?? ʕ´•ᴥ•` ʔ

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[baremyfangs]

Only a little. It's hard not to!

(If you're Fang.)

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[kingofthetvworld]

sooooooooooo then

wat wud u b?

yOU cant JUST SAY tht an not hve ur own aNSWER!!!!

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[captainash]

One that's sadly too common around here, too. Even the locals aren't immune, when it starts raining cats or there's a slime dragon invasion.

[Gen 6 was not kind to this world, truly.]

The important question is, would it have Pidgeot's luxurious crest, Houndoom's intimadating horns, or both at once? Which tail, too, that's an important detail.

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[baremyfangs]

I'd be a cross between a Purrloin and a Misdreavus.

(She's a handful in other words and not above tricking friends and strangers alike.)

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[baremyfangs]

No one likes change. (Especially when it makes no sense.) I think you've gotta have a few screws loose to survive.

Both definitely. The tail would be a mixture. Houndoom's to begin with, but it ends in feathers. Oh and he'd have Metagross's eyes.

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[captainash]

A willingness to work with unexpected partners also helps. And what is more unexpected than a fire-breathing dog?

Might as well make the horns metallic blue, too. Front legs from Houndoom, hind legs from Metagross?

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[embezzling]

lady im probably three times your age. you dont gotta have the talk with me

youre the one who asked the question about these things comin from eggs

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[a_sin_for_him]

I have no idea what Pokemon I would be, but it certainly wouldn't be my starter. He's a Spheal.

And if you don't have any luck with putting out a call, you may be able to find a sparring partner at the human gyms. Plenty of us use martial arts as a way to stay in shape.

[solas_ion]

The only thing I got that flies is an angry little shit that wants to take my head off. I usually stick to traveling on the ground.

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[failnought]

Just don't get too hurt, okay?

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[irenicly]

I don't know what kind of Pokemon I would be. Not my starter.

I'm still not used to Pokemon hatching from eggs when they look like they shouldn't, it's pretty damn strange.

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[baremyfangs]

You should think about it!

I've gotta agree with you on that. I can't say it matters. As long as they arrive in the world safely, I'm happy.