My tactics wouldn't help much. I'd probably tell her just to kiss me to break the tension. (A nice loud smacking one that would get them both laughing.) If you're thinking she's found someone better, you're an idiot, Sunshine. She missed a great opportunity.

(No. :( )

I was once young, ya know. I'd launch myself full force at...whoever...and sometimes that'd end with me on my backside.